Alex Trebek: Alright, contestant, tell me a bit about yourself.

Contestant: Well, I'd like to start by summarizing Deuteronomy 30.

Alex Trebek: [Sighs] Alright, go for it.

Contestant: In Deuteronomy 30, Moses talks about the covenant that God made with Israel and how if they obey His commandments and keep His laws, they will be blessed. He also talks about the consequences of disobeying God's commands and how they will be cursed. He tells the people that if they turn away from God, they will be scattered among different nations and that if they repent and turn back to God, He will forgive them and bring them back to the Promised Land.

Alex Trebek: [Rolls eyes] Yes, I'm sure that's great. So, what are some of your hobbies?