Alex Trebek: "So tell me a bit about yourself!"

Contestant: "Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, so I thought I'd start with Deuteronomy 32. It's all about God's covenant with Israel, and how it's been kept and upheld over the years. God promises to be their protector and provider, and warns them of the consequences of disobedience. He also sets out laws and regulations for them to live by."

Alex Trebek: *sighs* "Isn't there anything more interesting you can tell me about yourself?"

Contestant: "Sure, but this chapter is really important! It also talks about the punishments for breaking God's covenant and the blessings for keeping it. And the end is really powerful, because God promises that if they ever forget him he will remember them and bring them back to the land he promised them."

Alex Trebek: *rolls eyes* "Alright, I suppose that's enough about the Bible for now. Let's move on to something else."