Alex Trebek: So, tell me a bit about yourself.

Contestant: Well, I'm an avid reader of the Bible and I'd like to summarize Deuteronomy 34 for you.

Alex Trebek: [sighs] Uhh, okay. Go ahead.

Contestant: Sure! Deuteronomy 34 tells the story of Moses' death and burial. Moses was 120 years old and his eyes were undimmed and his vigor unabated. He climbed Mount Nebo to see the promised land, then died and was buried by the Lord in an unknown place. Before his death, God told Moses that no prophet would ever arise in Israel like him and the Lord buried Moses in a valley in the land of Moab.

Alex Trebek: [sighs] Right. Anything else you'd like to tell me about?