Alex: "Well, I'm sure it's been a great experience for you so far. Tell me, what have you been doing with your life lately?"

Contestant: "Well, I've been reading the Bible and I just finished Deuteronomy 18. In this chapter, God tells Moses to set aside certain Levites as priests and instructs them in the duties of their office. He also forbids the practice of sorcery, divination, and necromancy."

Alex (annoyed): "That's...nice. So, have you been doing anything else?"

Contestant: "Yes! God also promises to send a prophet of His own choosing to lead His people, and He instructs the people to listen to this prophet, as well as anyone else who speaks in God's name. Lastly, God forbids anyone to practice idolatry or lead the people away from Him."

Alex (exasperated): "Uh huh...well, I'm sure you've got plenty of other interests. What else have you been up to?"

Contestant: "Oh, and God also warns that those who disobey Him will be punished and those who follow Him will be blessed."

Alex (through gritted teeth): "OK...so, what have you been up to besides reading the Bible?"