Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell us a little bit about yourself.

Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, so I thought I'd give you a brief summary of Deuteronomy 28.

Alex Trebek: [Sighing] Okay...

Contestant: In Deuteronomy 28, God promises his people that if they obey his commands, he will bless them with many blessings, including abundant crops, health and safety, and victory over their enemies. If they disobey, however, they will experience curses, such as famine, disease, and defeat in battle.

Alex Trebek: [Trying to hide his frustration] That's...interesting. Anything else?

Contestant: Well, there are also a few other promises in the chapter, such as God's promise to make them a light to the nations.

Alex Trebek: [Rolling his eyes] Alright, moving on.