Alex: Okay, tell me, what's your favorite hobby?

Contestant: Well, my favorite hobby is summarizing Bible chapters.

Alex: *sighs* Okay, go ahead then. What's your summary for Deuteronomy 21?

Contestant: Deuteronomy 21 talks about the law for an unsolved murder. If a body is found and the murderer is unknown, the elders of the nearest town must perform a ritual to purify the land. After that, the elders must take a heifer and kill it near the body, wash their hands over the heifer and declare that they are innocent of the death.

Alex: *sighs again* That's fascinating. Now, what else do you like to do?