Alex Trebek: So, contestant, tell me a little bit about yourself.

Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, so I'll tell you about Deuteronomy 20.

Alex Trebek (sighing): Alright, go ahead.

Contestant: So, this chapter of Deuteronomy describes how the Israelites should go to war and how to treat their enemies. It tells them that they should not be afraid of their enemies and that they should have confidence in the Lord. It also outlines rules of engagement, such as not destroying fruit trees, offering terms of peace, and not enslaving anyone.

Alex Trebek (trying to sound polite): Uh-huh. That's, uh, nice. Anything else?

Contestant: Yeah, there's also a passage that talks about how to choose leaders and how to appoint priests. It also outlines the procedure for executing someone who committed a crime.

Alex Trebek (clearly annoyed): Great. Anything else?

Contestant: Yeah, there's also a passage that explains the different kinds of offerings that can be made and how to properly observe the Sabbath.

Alex Trebek (through gritted teeth): Right. Well, thank you for that. Anything else you'd like to tell me?

Contestant: No, that's it for Deuteronomy 20.