Peter: Alright, you guys, here's Deuteronomy chapter 20. So, here's the deal. God tells the Israelites not to be afraid when they go out to battle, cuz he's gonna be fightin' for 'em. He's like, "I'm gonna send an angel to go before you, and don't mess with anyone who's not an enemy."

Brian: And then he says that if you're going to attack a city, you have to make an offer of peace, like, "Hey, let's talk about this. We don't have to fight."

Chris: Yeah, and if they accept it, then you have to let them live and be your servants. But if they don't, then you have to fight 'em.

Stewie: Ugh, why can't they just get along?

Lois: But then God says that if it's a city that's far away, like, not close to the Israelites, then they can just take it over and all the people in it and the stuff in it.

Meg: Oh, and then he says that if it's a city near you, then all the men have to be killed and the stuff in it's yours.

Peter: You know, it's kinda like when I took over the brewery. But, I digress.