Peter: Hey, Lois, it's time to talk about the Bible.

Lois: Peter, I'm not sure I'm in the mood for this.

Peter: Alright, alright, we'll do it Family Guy style. Chapter 13 of Deuteronomy starts off with a warning: don't listen to prophets who tell you to worship other gods. You should listen only to God.

Lois: Oh, like how I only listen to the voice of Oprah?

Peter: Sure, why not? Also, if a city or an individual starts worshiping false gods, the Lord will punish them.

Lois: Whoa, sounds like a plot line from the latest season of Game of Thrones.

Peter: Right. But then it gets even darker. If a family member or someone close to you starts leading people away from the Lord, you must kill them.

Lois: Oh, wow. That's a bit extreme.

Peter: Yeah, but that's what it says. And then it wraps up with a reminder: don't be tempted by the false gods, worship only the Lord.

Lois: Got it. So no more bowing to the idol of Beyonce?

Peter: No more bowing to the idol of Beyonce.