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Peter: Alright, so Deuteronomy chapter 5, this is the one where Moses is talking to the Israelites, right?

Lois: Yeah, that's right! He's basically reminding them of the Ten Commandments.

Stewie: Oh, here we go. "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's ox, nor his ass, nor any of his stuff."

Brian: Wow, that's actually pretty progressive.

Peter: Yeah, and also "Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain." And you know what that means: no more Lord of the Rings jokes!

Lois: No more Lord of the Rings jokes? But those are my favorite!

Stewie: Yeah, mine too!

Peter: I'm sorry but it's the law.

Brian: Alright, so what else? "Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy." That's a good one.

Lois: Yeah, I think that's important.

Stewie: Yeah, no more staying up all night playing video games on the weekends!

Peter: Not gonna happen, buddy.

Lois: So what else?

Brian: Well, let's see. "Honor thy father and thy mother." That's an important one.

Stewie: Yeah, no more telling mom to shut up when she tells me to do something!

Peter: That's right, Stewie. Listen to your mom.

Lois: Alright, so what else?

Brian: Let's see. "Thou shalt not kill." That one's pretty self explanatory.

Peter: Yeah, no more killing people. That's a given.

Lois: Alright, so what else?

Stewie: "Thou shalt not commit adultery." No more cheating on your spouse!

Brian: That's right. And also, "Thou shalt not steal." That's another important one.

Peter: Yeah, no more stealing from your friends. You know what they say: what's mine is mine and what's yours is mine too!