Peter: Alright, so Deuteronomy 6 is all about how important it is to love God. It's like, Stewie, you gotta love God above everything else.

Stewie: Oh, I don't know about that, Peter. I'm too busy loving myself.

Brian: Umm, guys, that's not what the chapter is about. It says we should love God with all our heart, mind, and soul. And we should teach our kids to do the same.

Peter: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's like when I tried to get my kids to watch the classic sitcom Mork and Mindy, but they just wanted to watch that stupid show with the talking dog. What was it called again?

Lois: (Rolling her eyes) Family Guy.

Peter: Right, that's it! So like, teach your kids to love God more than Family Guy.