Batman: Look Robin, it's time to review the Bible chapter by chapter in the campy Batman style! This week, we're looking at Deuteronomy 6.

Robin: Wow, that's exciting! What does it say?

Batman: The chapter begins by commanding us to love the Lord with all our heart, soul, and might. Then it tells us to keep His commandments and statutes and decrees, and to show them to our children so that they may learn and remember them.

The Riddler: Ha ha ha! What a boring chapter! Nothing here for me.

Batman: Oh, it's far from boring, Riddler! It goes on to describe how we should bind His words on our hands and wear them on our foreheads so that we never forget them.

Catwoman: What a wonderful way to show our love and devotion to the Lord!

Robin: It sure is!

Batman: And that's not all! It also instructs us to recite His words aloud, so that we can teach them to our children and keep them in our hearts.

The Penguin: How quaint! I'm sure that will come in handy one day.

Batman: Undoubtedly. So remember, keep the commandments of the Lord close to your heart and show them to your children!