Batman: The Lord spoke to Moses from the Tent of Meeting, commanding him to tell the people of Israel that they must sacrifice a male animal without defect. Robin: That was a strange thing to tell them. →

Batman: Robin, I'm afraid we have a new villain to contend with: Leviticus! Robin: What's his diabolical plan? Batman: It seems that Leviticus has created a set of rules and regulations for the Israelites to follow. →

Batman: Greetings, faithful citizens of Gotham! We have a task to attend to! Robin: What is it, Batman? Batman: We must investigate the book of Leviticus, chapter 3! Joker: What's that, Batman? Some kind of Bible book? →

Joker: Ha ha ha! I've got a riddle for you, Batman! What is the biggest chapter in Leviticus? Batman: Let's not waste any time, Joker. Leviticus 4 is the longest chapter in the book. Robin: It's a chapter about making offerings to the Lord. →

Batman: Robin, this chapter of the Bible is about the consequences of sin. Robin: What kind of consequences, Batman? Batman: If someone is guilty of a sin, they must bring a sacrifice to the Lord for atonement. →

Batman: Holy scripture, Robin! It's time to look at the sixth chapter of Leviticus! Robin: Holy scripture indeed, Batman! What does it say? Batman: It says that the Lord spoke to Moses and said, "If anyone sins and is unfaithful in any way against the Lord by deceiving his neighbor about something entrusted to him or left in his care or stolen, or if he cheats him, or if he finds lost property and lies about it, or if he swears falsely about any such sin that people may commit— →

Robin: Holy scripture, Batman! Leviticus 7 is filled with instructions on how to make certain offerings to the Lord! Batman: Indeed, Robin. If a man presents a sacrifice of peace offering to the Lord, it must be eaten on the day he offers it, or on the next day. →

Robin: Holy Bat-Books, Batman! It looks like we've come to an important chapter in the Bible. Batman: Indeed we have, Robin. Leviticus 8 is all about the ordination of Aaron and his sons as priests. Joker: Ha ha ha! It's so funny that these ancient folks thought they needed priests! It's like they thought the gods lived in a tree or something! →

Batman: Holy tomes, Robin! The Israelites are about to receive their first offerings from the Lord. Robin: Gosh, Batman, this is quite a momentous occasion! Catwoman: Not so fast, heroes! I'm here to make sure that the offerings are just right. →

Robin: Holy Old Testament Batman! What is the Riddler up to now? Batman: Not this time, Robin. This time it's about the priests. Robin: What about them? Batman: In Leviticus 10, God tells Moses to give specific instructions to Aaron and his sons about how they should act as priests. →

Batman: Holy Scripture, Robin! Leviticus 11 is full of dietary rules for the people of Israel. Robin: Holy fish and fowl, Batman! It says the Israelites are allowed to eat certain fish from the sea, but they must avoid all other water creatures, like shellfish and eels. →

Batman: Robin, our mission this week is to delve into the sacred book of Leviticus. Robin: Holy Scripture, Batman! Batman: Precisely. In this chapter, we learn about the ritual for a woman who has recently given birth. →

Batman: Holy horrors, Robin! It looks like our old foe, Leviticus, is back to plague us with his rules and regulations! Robin: That's right, Batman! Leviticus 13 says that the priests must examine anyone who has a suspicious-looking skin disease. →

Robin: Holy Moses, Batman! What is Leviticus 14 all about? Batman: It's all about how to cleanse someone who has been healed of a skin disease. Joker: What kind of skin disease? Batman: Leprosy! Catwoman: How is the person cleansed? →

Joker: Ha ha ha! I'm feeling devilish today, what mischief can I make? Batman: Not today, Joker! We have to focus on summarizing Leviticus 15. Robin: That's right! This chapter is all about bodily discharges. →

(Batman and Robin have just entered the Batcave) Robin: Holy Leviticus, Batman! What's the plan? Batman: We need to figure out what's in Leviticus 16, Robin. Joker (appearing out of nowhere): I can help with that one, Batty! In this chapter, God gives instructions to Moses on how the Israelites should handle their annual Day of Atonement. →

Batman: Robin, we've been sent to investigate a strange occurence in the Bible. Robin: Holy Moses, Batman! What is it? Batman: We're in Leviticus 17! It's all about the regulations concerning the offering of sacrifices. →

*Batman:* Robin, this is Leviticus 18. We must warn the people of Gotham against breaking these laws. *Robin:* What do they say, Batman? *Batman:* Leviticus 18 says that no one should commit any of the following acts: incest, adultery, child sacrifice, homosexuality, bestiality, or other forms of immorality. →

Batman: Robin, we must read Leviticus 19! Robin: What does it say, Batman? Batman: It tells us that we must be holy, just as the Lord our God is holy. We must not lie, cheat, or steal, but instead stay truthful and honest. →

Batman: The Lord spoke to Moses, saying that any man who commits adultery should be punished with death. Robin: And this applies to both the adulterer and the adulteress?! Batman: That's right, Robin! The Lord said that those who commit such sins should be put to death. →

Batman: Greetings, Robin! We are about to embark on another mission to save the world from injustice, this time in the Bible - Leviticus 21! Robin: What do we have in store this time, Batman? Batman: This chapter talks about rules for the priests. →

Robin: Holy scripture, Batman! It's Leviticus 22! Batman: Then let's get to it, Robin! According to this chapter, the Lord commands that no one who is unclean shall approach or touch anything holy. People who have any kind of skin disease or bodily discharge must not enter the sanctuary. →

Robin: Holy Moses! What's all this about, Batman? Batman: This is Leviticus 23, old chum. It's a list of the holy days of observance for the Israelites. Joker: Hey, I'm all about holy days, Batty. What are we talking about here? →

Batman: Holy smokes, Robin! The Lord has commanded Moses to establish the rules for the punishments of crimes in the land of Israel! Robin: Holy justice, Batman! It seems like only offenses against the Lord or against another person can be punished. →

Batman: Robin, it's time to explore the mysteries of Leviticus 25! Robin: What mysteries will we uncover, Batman? Catwoman: I'll give you a clue: it's all about the land. Batman: That's right, Catwoman. →

Batman: The book of Leviticus is full of rules and regulations for the people of Israel. Robin: This chapter warns of the consequences of disobeying God's commands. Catwoman: If the people of Israel follow God's laws, He will bless them with abundant crops, peace, and victory over their enemies. →

Batman: Holy Leviticus, Robin! This chapter is all about valuations! Robin: You mean like setting prices for things? Batman: Yes, Robin. But it's a bit more complicated than that. It's setting the value of what are called 'vowed offerings' to the Lord. →