Batman: Robin, have you read Nahum 1? Robin: Yes, Batman! It speaks of God's judgement on a terrible nation. Catwoman: Well, it's about time someone put those villains in their place! Batman: Indeed. →

Batman: Robin, the villainous Ninevites have been stirring up trouble once again! Robin: That's awful, Batman! What do we do? Batman: We must prepare for battle! The Lord will be with us. He will take vengeance on our enemies and protect us. →

Joker: "Ha ha ha! Prepare yourselves, Batman and Robin! The destruction of Nineveh is at hand!" Batman: "Oh no! We must warn the people of Nineveh, Robin!" Robin: "Right away, Batman!" Catwoman: "Oh, don't bother, my little kitties! The Lord of Hosts has already sent his messenger to Nineveh, and he brought a message of destruction!" →