• King James Version

    1. The burden of Nineveh. The book of the vision of Nahum the Elkoshite. / 2. God {is} jealous, and the LORD revengeth; the LORD revengeth, and {is} furious; the LORD will take vengeance on his adversaries, and he reserveth {wrath} for his enemies.

  • Norm

    Ah, Nahum 1, a real crowd pleaser. This chapter's got it all -- destruction and destruction and destruction. So much destruction. It's like a Michael Bay movie, except God's the one blowing stuff up. But don't worry, God's not just a wild man -- he's also a just man.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so we're talking about Nahum 1. What can you tell me about it? Bible Expert: Well, Nahum 1 is a book of prophecy written by the prophet Nahum, who lived during the 8th century BC. The book is focused on the destruction of the Assyrian city of Nineveh, which was the capital of the Assyrian Empire at the time.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: Alright, nice to meet you. How about you tell me a little something about yourself? Contestant: Well, I thought I'd tell you about the Bible. Specifically, the book of Nahum. Alex Trebek: Er, that's great and all, but I don't think-

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up recruits! Nahum 1 is all about God's judgement of Nineveh, the capital of Assyria. He is angry at their wickedness, and He will not let them get away with it. He is coming for vengeance and He will make sure that justice is done.

  • Batman

    Batman: Robin, have you read Nahum 1? Robin: Yes, Batman! It speaks of God's judgement on a terrible nation. Catwoman: Well, it's about time someone put those villains in their place! Batman: Indeed.

  • Joe Biden

    Hey, folks! Listen, Jack, here's the deal. Nahum is about the Lord and his anger with Nineveh. Literally, the Lord is a jealous and avenging God, and he will not let the people of Nineveh get away with their sin.

  • Donald Trump

    Nahum 1 is a great chapter again, believe me! So many people are saying it's the best chapter, and it's true. This chapter talks about God's bigly anger towards Nineveh, a city in Assyria. God is so angry that he's sending a huge punishment to the city, and it's gonna be tremendous.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so this is Nahum Chapter 1. So, uh, God is mad at Nineveh and decides to send Nahum to tell em' off. It's like when I had to tell off the guy who stole my box of Cheerios at the Quahog Mini-Mart.