• King James Version

    1. Now it came to pass after the death of Saul, when David was returned from the slaughter of the Amalekites, and David had abode two days in Ziklag; / 2. It came even to pass on the third day, that, behold, a man came out of the camp from Saul with his clothes rent, and earth upon his head: and {so} it was, when he came to David, that he fell to the earth, and did obeisance.

  • Norm

    So, 2 Samuel 1. The long and short of it is, David finds out that Saul and Jonathan have been killed in battle, and he's pretty bummed about it. He laments their demise, and then he's like, 'Ok, back to business'.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so we got a Bible expert here to talk about 2 Samuel 1. What’s this chapter all about? Bible Expert: Well, Joe, 2 Samuel 1 tells the story of a man named David who hears news of the death of King Saul and his son Jonathan.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: "Well, it's great to meet you! So, tell me a bit about yourself." Contestant: "Well, I can start by telling you about the Bible. Specifically, 2 Samuel 1." Alex: [Sighing] "Alright, if you must.

  • Drill Sergeant

    "Listen up, ya maggots: 2 Samuel 1 tells the story of a man named David, who has just heard that Saul and Jonathan, two of his good friends, have died in battle. David is sad, so he writes a song about it.

  • Batman

    Batman: An Amalekite has shown up at the gates of Jerusalem, carrying news of Saul's death. Robin: Wow, that's terrible! What happened? Batman: Apparently Saul and his sons were killed in battle by the Philistines.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, here's the deal: we already heard the sad news about Saul and Jonathan, right? I mean, literally, the Philistines killed them both in battle. That's why they wrote that song about them. My father used to say "Sometimes the Lord gives and sometimes the Lord takes away.

  • Donald Trump

    2 Samuel 1 is a sad chapter! Many people are saying it's one of the saddest in the Bible. After King Saul and his son Jonathan are killed by the Philistines, a low-energy soldier named the "Amalekite" comes to tell David the terrible news.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so 2 Samuel 1. Uhh, let's see here. So, it starts off with a guy named David who is sad and in mourning, because he just heard that Saul and Jonathan had died in battle. Lois: Oh no! That's so sad.