• King James Version

    1. And it came to pass after this, that Absalom prepared him chariots and horses, and fifty men to run before him. / 2. And Absalom rose up early, and stood beside the way of the gate: and it was {so}, that when any man that had a controversy came to the king for judgment, then Absalom called unto him, and said, Of what city {art} thou? And he said, Thy servant {is} of one of the tribes of Israel.

  • Norm

    Norm MacDonald here with the summary of 2 Samuel 15. So, King David is on the run from his son Absalom, who is trying to overthrow the throne. David decides to take his loyal followers across the Jordan River and leave Jerusalem, as he believes this is the only thing that will save him.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: So you're telling me 2 Samuel 15 is a pretty important chapter in the Bible? Bible Expert: Yes, absolutely Joe. This chapter contains the story of King David's escape from Jerusalem as his son Absalom tries to take the throne.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: "So, tell me a little about yourself." Contestant: "Well, I like to think of myself as an expert on the Bible. I've been studying it for years and would like to summarize 2 Samuel 15 if that's alright.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up! This is 2 Samuel 15! It's a sad time in Israel. King David's son Absalom has taken over the kingdom, and David has to flee from Jerusalem. David's servants and supporters follow him, even though it means leaving their families behind.

  • Batman

    Batman: Here we are, Robin, watching the events of 2 Samuel 15 unfold. Robin: It looks like Absalom is leading a rebellion against his father David. Batman: That's right, Robin. Absalom has 200 men with him and is determined to usurp David's throne.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks! See here, Jack: 2 Samuel 15 is talkin' about Absalom, who's the son of King David. Now, this is a pretty serious situation: Absalom's tryin' to take his dad's throne! My father used to say, you don't mess with family business, but Absalom's gonna do it anyway.

  • Donald Trump

    2 Samuel 15 is about King David's son Absalom who is trying to take over the throne. David and his followers flee Jerusalem, and Absalom takes over the city. Meanwhile, David is trying to make his way to the city of Mahanaim.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so in 2 Samuel 15, King David's son Absalom is trying to take over his kingdom. Lois: Oh no, that sounds like a huge bummer. Brian: Yeah, but it's even more complicated than that. Absalom is trying to get rid of Ahithophel, one of David's best advisors, and he conspires with a bunch of other people to do it.