• King James Version

    1. Now these {be} the last words of David. David the son of Jesse said, and the man {who was} raised up on high, the anointed of the God of Jacob, and the sweet psalmist of Israel, said, / 2. The Spirit of the LORD spake by me, and his word {was} in my tongue.

  • Norm

    Norm: Alright, alright, alright. Let's get to it. 2 Samuel 23. As we all know, this is the last chapter of the book. And it's about, like, a whole bunch of guys. The mighty men of David. So we've got Shammah the Harodite and Elika the Harodite and Helez the Paltite and Ira the son of Ikkesh the Tekoite and Abiezer the Anathothite and Sibbecai the Hushathite and Ilai the Ahohite and Maharee the Netophathite and Heled the son of Baanah the Netophathite and Ithai the son of Ribai of Gibeah of the Benjaminites and Benaiah the Pirathonite and Hiddai of the brooks of Gaash and Abi-albon the Arbathite and Azmaveth the Barhumite and Eliahba the Shaalbonite and the sons of Hashem the Gizonite and Jonathan the son of Shagee the Hararite and Ahiam the son of Sachar the Hararite and Eliphal the son of Ur and Hepher the Mecherathite and Ahijah the Pelonite and Hezro the Carmelite and Naarai the son of Ezbai and Joel the brother of Nathan and Mibhar the son of Haggeri and Zelek the Ammonite and Naharai the Beerothite the armor-bearer of Joab the son of Zeruiah and Ira the Ithrite and Gareb the Ithrite and Uriah the Hittite.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so we got Bible Expert in the house! Tell us what's up with 2 Samuel 23! Bible Expert: Well Joe, this chapter is the last of the four sections that make up the book of 2 Samuel. The first section tells the story of King David's reign, the second his family life, the third his wars, and the fourth is a collection of David's last words and blessings.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: Alright, and for our final "get to know you" question of the day, what can you tell me about yourself? Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, so I'm going to give you a summary of 2 Samuel 23.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up troops! Chapter two of two Samuel is about the end of King David's reign. This chapter is where he makes his final speech before he dies. David talks about the mighty men that served him, and he praises them for their bravery and loyalty.

  • Batman

    Joker: Ha, ha, ha! I'm back again, Batman and Robin! Batman: Joker, why must you always be causing trouble? Joker: Oh, why not? I'm just having a bit of fun. Now, what's this about 2 Samuel 23? Robin: This chapter of the Bible is about David's last words.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, here's the deal: I'm tellin' ya, 2 Samuel 23 is literally a great chapter. I mean, I'm not jokin', my father used to say it was one of the best ones. See here, Jack: It's full of some of the bravest warriors, like Eleazar, Shammah, and Abishai.

  • Donald Trump

    2 Samuel 23 is a bigly chapter. It's the last words of David, the terrific King of Israel, who was winning in many ways and made Israel great again. David speaks of many heroes and their amazing feats. He speaks of the Three, the Thirty, and the Three who went down to the rock to fetch water - all of whom were brave and strong.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Ok, so Chapter 23 of 2 Samuel is when King David is in his old age and he's reflecting on his life. Lois: Ooh, so what happened? Peter: Well, David says that he's been blessed by the Lord and that he's done a lot of good deeds.