• King James Version

    1. Blessed {is} the man that walketh not in the counsel of the ungodly, nor standeth in the way of sinners, nor sitteth in the seat of the scornful. {ungodly: or, wicked} / 2. But his delight {is} in the law of the LORD; and in his law doth he meditate day and night.

  • Norm

    "Well, folks, this week we take a look at Psalms 1, where we learn that the righteous person is like a tree planted by streams of water, and all the wicked are like chaff that the wind blows away. So what does that mean for us? Well, it's pretty simple: don't be wicked, and you're good to go.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so we have our Bible expert here, let's dive into Psalms 1. What does it say? Expert: Well, the Psalm begins by praising the person who does not follow the advice of the wicked, or stand in the way of sinners, or sit in the company of mockers.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: So, contestant, tell me something about yourself. Contestant: I'd like to tell you about Psalms 1 from the Bible. Alex Trebek: Ummm... that's... interesting. Let's move on. What do you do for a living?

  • Drill Sergeant

    Ya'll listen up! Psalms 1 is about the blessed man and is a comparison of the righteous and the wicked. The blessed man does not stand in the way of sinners, or sit in the seat of the scornful. Instead, he delights in the law of the Lord and meditates on it day and night.

  • Batman

    Batman: "Well, Robin, the Book of Psalms is a collection of songs, poems, and prayers. And today, we're looking at Psalm 1!" Robin: "Gosh, Batman, what does it say?" Batman: "It says that the righteous person is like a tree planted by streams of water, which yields its fruit in its season and its leaf does not wither.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks! Here's the deal. See here, Jack, Psalms 1 is about this dude - no malarkey! - who is blessed by God, and he is doing all the right things. I'm not joking. He is not hanging out with the wrong crowd.

  • Donald Trump

    Many people are saying that the book of Psalms is tremendous, and they're right! It's a bigly amazing book, and the first chapter is terrific. It tells us how blessed are those who reject the advice of haters and losers, and don't hang out with the deep state and fake news.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: All right, here we go: Psalms 1. So, the righteous man is like a tree planted by the rivers of water, bringing forth fruit in due season and his leaf shall not wither. Lois: You mean like, if you water a tree, it'll produce apples?