Alex Trebek: So, contestant, tell me something about yourself.

Contestant: I'd like to tell you about Psalms 1 from the Bible.

Alex Trebek: Ummm... that's... interesting. Let's move on. What do you do for a living?

Contestant: Well, Psalms 1 talks about the blessed man who does not walk in the counsel of the wicked, nor stand in the way of sinners, nor sit in the seat of scoffers. He delights in the law of the Lord and meditates on His law day and night.

Alex Trebek: *sighs* Alright. What did you study in school?

Contestant: It goes on to say that such a man will be like a tree planted by streams of water and will bear fruit in its season. His leaf will not wither and whatever he does will prosper.

Alex Trebek: *sternly* Let's talk about something else. What's your favorite hobby?

Contestant: It says the wicked are not so, but are like chaff that the wind drives away. Therefore, the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the congregation of the righteous; for the Lord knows the way of the righteous, but the way of the wicked will perish.

Alex Trebek: *exasperated* Do you have any other interests? Maybe something non-Biblical?