Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me a bit about yourself.

Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, and I'd like to tell you a summary of Psalms 13.

Alex Trebek: (Sighs) Alright, if you must.

Contestant: Sure! In Psalms 13, the author cries out to God for help, feeling abandoned and forgotten by God. He is worried that the wicked will continue to succeed without facing consequences. Despite his struggles, the author still trusts in God and begs for relief.

Alex Trebek: (Rolls his eyes) Great, so that's the Bible? That's all you have to say about yourself?

Contestant: Well, it's a big part of my life.

Alex Trebek: (Sighs) Alright, then. Moving on.