Alex Trebek: So, contestant, tell us a little about yourself.

Contestant: Well, Alex, I really love reading the Bible, and I thought it would be interesting to summarize one of its chapters.

Alex Trebek: Uh, I don’t think that’s what we had in mind. How about you tell us something more... fun?

Contestant: Well, I think the Bible is pretty fun! In Psalms 81, the psalmist sings a joyful song to God, urging the Israelites to be faithful to Him. He reminds them of all the great things God has done for them, and how He rescued them from Egypt. He reminds them to keep Him in their hearts and to keep His decrees. The psalmist also warns the people against worshiping foreign gods.

Alex Trebek: (sighs) Okay, sure. Moving on, what are your hobbies?