Alex Trebek: So, tell us a little about yourself, what do you do for a living?

Contestant: Well, I'm a student of the Bible, and I'd like to share a summary of Psalms 53.

Alex Trebek: (Sighs) Alright, go ahead.

Contestant: Psalms 53 is about how the wicked have no understanding of God's ways, and how they are doomed to destruction. It speaks of how the godly are blessed and how God will protect them from their enemies. It also expresses trust in God, and calls on the whole world to praise Him.

Alex Trebek: (Exasperated) Right, well, that was… interesting. So, let's try something else. Uh, what's your favorite hobby?

Contestant: Reading and studying the Bible! I just finished summarizing Psalms 53, and now I'd like to tell you about Psalms 54.

Alex Trebek: (Grimaces) Okay… go ahead...