Alex Trebek: Alright, let's start the get-to-know-you period. So, tell me a bit about yourself!

Contestant: Well, I wanted to share with you that I'm a big fan of the Bible. I thought it might be fun to give you a summary of one of the chapters.

Alex Trebek: (sighs) I'm sure that's fascinating... but how about something else?

Contestant: Okay, sure. The chapter I want to focus on is Psalms 99. It talks about God's holiness and how He is the King of all the earth. It also talks about how He is a just judge and how He is merciful.

Alex Trebek: (sighs again) That's great, but can we focus on something else?

Contestant: Sure, but I just thought you might find it interesting. The chapter talks about how God's judgments are true and righteous. It also talks about how all people should revere His name and serve Him with awe and reverence.

Alex Trebek: (visibly annoyed) That's all well and good, but why don't you tell me something about yourself that doesn't involve the Bible?

Contestant: Alright, sure. Well, I'm a big fan of music and I love going to concerts. I'm also a big fan of travel and try to take at least one trip a year.