Alex Trebek: Alright, so you want to tell me a bit about yourself?

Contestant: Actually, I wanted to share a summary of the Bible chapter by chapter.

Alex Trebek: (sighs) What chapter do you want to start with?

Contestant: How about Psalms 138?

Alex Trebek: (Rolls eyes) Alright, go ahead.

Contestant: Psalms 138 is a hymn of praise to God for answering prayers. The psalmist gives thanks for God's graciousness and faithfulness, and acknowledges that even when the Lord is surrounded by enemies, He will still answer prayers. The psalmist calls upon all of creation to praise God, and states that the Lord's loving-kindness is forever.

Alex Trebek: (Sighs) That's great. Anything else you want to tell me about yourself?