Alex Trebek: Alright contestant, tell us a bit about yourself.

Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, so I thought I'd summarize Psalms 97.

Alex Trebek: [sighs] I suppose that's one way to start. What does Psalms 97 say?

Contestant: It talks about how the Lord is great and powerful, and how his judgments are perfect and right. He is a light to the nations, and he will come in power to judge the wicked.

Alex Trebek: [visibly annoyed] Great. Anything else?

Contestant: Yes! It talks about how those who love the Lord are blessed, and those who reject the Lord will be destroyed. It also says that the heavens and earth rejoice at the Lord's coming, and that his righteousness and justice will fill the land.

Alex Trebek: [through gritted teeth] Wonderful. Anything else?

Contestant: Just that the Lord's people should rejoice in him and sing praises to him!

Alex Trebek: [sighs] Well, that's great. Anything else about you?