Alex Trebek: So, tell me about yourself!

Contestant: Well, I'd like to start by summarizing the Bible! In Psalms 146, we're reminded to put our trust in God. We should not rely on human leaders like kings, princes, or rulers - only God is reliable and powerful enough to save us from our troubles. We should also love God and do good deeds for others.

Alex Trebek: *Sigh* I'm starting to see a pattern here. I mean, what else do you have going on in your life?

Contestant: In this chapter, we're also reminded to care for the poor and the oppressed, to help those in need, and to give justice to those who are wronged. We should also not forget to praise God, who is our only hope and our only refuge.

Alex Trebek: *Groans* Look, I'm sure this Bible stuff is important to you, but can you tell me something else about yourself? I'm sure there's more to you than just the Bible!