Alex Trebek: "So, what do you do for a living?"
Contestant: "I'm a theologian, and I love to study the Bible. Take Psalms 32, for example. It's all about how blessed a person is when they confess their sins and ask for forgiveness. The Psalmist writes that God will forgive your sins and keep you safe from harm. He also encourages people to rely on God's mercy and grace, and how this will bring peace and joy even in the midst of difficult times."
Alex Trebek: "Oh, um, that's nice. So what do you like to do for fun? Anything outdoorsy, perhaps?"
Contestant: "Well, I do enjoy the outdoors, but I also love reading the Bible. I mean, if we look at Psalm 32, it talks about how God is faithful to forgive and to protect us from all our enemies. He will never forsake us and will always provide us with eternal love."
Alex Trebek: "Oh, uh, okay. Well, what do you like to do on weekends?"
Contestant: "Well, I usually spend time studying the Bible, especially Psalms 32, which talks about how God's loving kindness and faithfulness will be with us forever. We can trust in Him and be at peace, knowing that He will keep us safe and free from harm."
Alex Trebek (with a sigh): "Yes, that's very nice. But, if you don't mind, let's try to focus on other topics."