Alex Trebek: Well, so tell me a bit about yourself.

Contestant: Sure! I’m a fan of the Bible, and I can tell you all about Psalms 12.

Alex Trebek: [Visibly annoyed] Uh, okay. What can you tell me?

Contestant: Well, Psalms 12 is a psalm of David, asking the Lord to help him and the righteous. He laments the wickedness of society, and asks God to arise and help the oppressed. He looks to the Lord for protection, and to save the humble from the wicked oppressors.

Alex Trebek: [Audibly sighs] Is there anything else?

Contestant: Well, yes. David also promises to speak of the Lord’s faithfulness and justice, and to make them known to the next generation. He reaffirms his trust in the Lord, and asks Him to keep His promise.

Alex Trebek: [Groans] I see. Thank you.