• King James Version

    1. [To the chief Musician upon Sheminith, A Psalm of David.] Help, LORD; for the godly man ceaseth; for the faithful fail from among the children of men. {upon...: or, upon the eighth} {Help: or, Save}

  • Norm

    Hey there, folks! So, if you're looking for some spiritual guidance, you might want to skip Psalms 12. It's basically a complaint about all the lying jerks in the world. The Psalmist is crying out to God for help in the face of all these lying liars, but he's not getting any love from the Lord because His words just don't mean anything anymore.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so what have we got here? Psalms 12? Bible Expert: Yes, Psalms 12 is one of the most powerful chapters in the Bible. It talks about the power of God and how he will protect those who trust in him.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: Well, so tell me a bit about yourself. Contestant: Sure! I’m a fan of the Bible, and I can tell you all about Psalms 12. Alex Trebek: [Visibly annoyed] Uh, okay. What can you tell me? Contestant: Well, Psalms 12 is a psalm of David, asking the Lord to help him and the righteous.

  • Drill Sergeant

    "Alright, listen up! Psalms 12 is all about how God is the only one who can save us. He is the only one who can protect us from the wicked and their evil schemes. He will rescue the weak and needy, and the words of the Lord are pure and unchangeable.

  • Batman

    Batman: Beware all evildoers, for the Lord will protect the righteous! Robin: What a powerful truth, Batman! Joker: Ha ha ha! Who said that? Batman: That was the Lord speaking in Psalms 12. He promises to protect those who speak truth and keep them safe from the wicked.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, here's the deal. Psalms 12 is a call to the Lord to save us from those who use lies and flattery to oppress the poor and needy. No malarkey, my father used to say these lies are like poison and can bring about destruction.

  • Donald Trump

    Psalms 12: The Terrible State of Affairs - Bigly Sad! In Psalms 12, we're sadly confronted with an unbelievable situation - the powerful oppress the weak and the wicked are winning. The lowly are crying out to God for help, as they are surrounded by liars and flatterers.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, let's see what we got here. Psalms 12. Stewie: So, what are we talking about here? Is it like a story or something? Peter: Well, according to this here, it's about God helping out the good people who pray to him and protecting them from the wicked people who don't.