• King James Version

    1. [To the chief Musician, Maschil, {A Psalm} of David, when Doeg the Edomite came and told Saul, and said unto him, David is come to the house of Ahimelech.] Why boastest thou thyself in mischief, O mighty man? the goodness of God {endureth} continually.

  • Norm

    "Psalms 52: a message from the Lord to the wicked. Y'know, the usual. The Lord says hey, why you be hatin' on the righteous? Not cool, bro. The Lord says the wicked will be destroyed, and He'll be sure to laugh when it happens.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so let me get this straight. We're talking about Psalms 52. What does this chapter tell us? Bible Expert: Well, Psalms 52 is a poem about the downfall of a wicked man. It's written by David and it is basically a warning to anyone who might be tempted to put their trust in their wealth and power.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me about yourself! Contestant: Well, I'm an avid reader of the Bible, so I thought I'd tell you a bit about Psalms 52. Alex Trebek: Uhh... okay. (Sighs) Contestant: So, in this Psalm, David is rebuking Doeg the Edomite for his evil deeds.

  • Drill Sergeant

    "Psalms 52: Listen up, you troops, and pay attention! This chapter is all about a fool who thinks he can get away with evil. He's wrong. God is greater than any evil and will ultimately prevail. So don't be a fool like the one in this chapter; instead, trust in God and choose to do what's right.

  • Batman

    1-9 Batman: *reading from the Bible* “Why do you boast of evil, O mighty man? The steadfast love of God endures all day. Your tongue plots destruction, like a sharp razor, you worker of deceit. You love evil more than good, and lying more than speaking what is right.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, here's the deal. Psalms 52 starts with a warning about not trusting in wealth and power. "Why do you boast in evil, you mighty man?". I tell you what, see here, Jack, this is a reminder that money and power can only get you so far.

  • Donald Trump

    Psalms 52 is about a low-energy guy named Doeg the Edomite who was a hater and loser, and he was spreading fake news about David. It's unbelievable how many people are saying bad things about David. Doeg was talking about how David had done something wrong and it was very, very sad.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so this is Psalms 52. It's all about this guy who's not very nice and is kinda like a jerk. But then God shows up and he's like, "Hey, you're gonna get it!" And the guy's all like, "Oh no, what did I do wrong?"