• King James Version

    1. [To the chief Musician, Altaschith, Michtam of David.] Do ye indeed speak righteousness, O congregation? do ye judge uprightly, O ye sons of men? {Altaschith...: or, Destroy not} {Michtam: or, A golden Psalm}

  • Norm

    Hey, it's Norm MacDonald here with the Bible update. We're lookin' at Psalms 58. It's a real doozy. So, here we go. The Psalmist, who's a real piece of work, starts off by asking God to intervene and take on the wicked, who he insists are deaf and dumb.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so let's get into Psalms 58. What does it tell us about? Bible Expert: Well, Psalms 58 is a prayer for justice. It talks about how wicked rulers oppress the righteous and how God should step in and judge them righteously.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: Alright, so...tell me a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, and I thought I'd share a summary of Psalms 58! Alex Trebek (sighing): Okay, if you must. Contestant: Sure! So Psalms 58 starts off with a question from the psalmist - why do the wicked prosper? This is followed by a statement that justice will be served and the wicked will be punished for their deeds.

  • Drill Sergeant

    "Aye, listen up you maggots! Psalms 58 is a warning to the wicked who try to deceive the innocent. The writer calls on God to show justice and punish those who do evil. The writer also warns that God will judge those who do wrong, and that the wicked will be silenced.

  • Batman

    Batman: Greetings, Robin. The Bible's 58th Psalm is quite the riddle. Robin: You're right, Batman! It seems to be a song of condemnation against wicked rulers. Joker: Ha ha ha! That's me all over! What does it say, Batty?

  • Joe Biden

    1-11 Folks, here's the deal: Psalms 58 is a prayer to God, asking him to judge the wicked and righteous alike. No malarkey. It starts by asking God to listen to their pleas, saying, "Do ye indeed speak righteousness, O congregation? do ye judge uprightly, O ye sons of men?" Then it goes on to say, "Yea, in heart ye work wickedness; ye weigh the violence of your hands in the earth.

  • Donald Trump

    Psalms 58 is a terrific chapter that many people are saying is amazing! The haters and losers don't believe me, but God bless America, it's unbelievable! In this chapter, the psalmist talks about how judges are overrated, and that they are giving wrong judgement and causing great injustice.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so here's the deal. In Psalms 58, the writer asks God to judge the wicked. He says that their words are like a serpent's venom, and that their tongues are like a sharp sword. Then, he says that the wicked will be destroyed in an instant and that their children will be swept away.