• King James Version

    1. Why do the heathen rage, and the people imagine a vain thing? {rage: or, tumultuously assemble} {imagine: Heb. meditate} / 2. The kings of the earth set themselves, and the rulers take counsel together, against the LORD, and against his anointed, {saying},

  • Norm

    Psalms 2: Ah, yes, the classic Psalm 2. A real crowd pleaser. This one's all about how God, who's apparently a bit of a temperamental tyrant, is really mad at the world for some reason. He's so mad, in fact, that he's going to crush all of his enemies with a rod of iron and break them like glass.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright so what do you got for us today? Bible Expert: Psalms 2. It’s a psalm of David. Joe: Oh yeah? What’s that mean? Bible Expert: It means it was written by David, probably to express his feelings towards an event or events happening in his life.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: "So, tell me a little bit about yourself!" Contestant: "Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible. Have you heard of Psalms 2? It tells the story of God's anger at the rebellion of the nations against Him, and His plan to establish His kingship over the world.

  • Drill Sergeant

    LISTEN UP, RECRUITS! Psalm 2 is all about how the nations of the world are raging against God and His anointed one, His son. The kings of the earth and their rulers are plotting together against the Lord and His anointed one.

  • Batman

    Batman: Greetings, Robin! In the Book of Psalms, we find the second chapter. Robin: What does it say, Batman? Batman: It tells us that the rulers of the earth conspire against the Lord and His anointed one, but the Lord will laugh at them.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, here's the deal. My father used to say that God sets up kings, and He puts them in charge of the land. So, God's anointing the chosen one and blessing him with success. Now, the heathen nations, see here, Jack, they're not gonna have it.

  • Donald Trump

    "They're really haters and losers, with tremendous disrespect for me and for God, so I'm gonna be huge and make America great again, believe me. It's sad! They think they can overthrow God, but they can't.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so this is Psalms 2. Get ready for some real Bible wisdom guys. Lois: Oh Peter, I'm sure it'll be great! Peter: Well, it's all about the Lord being angry and kinda ticked off at the rulers of the world.