• King James Version

    1. [To the chief Musician upon Nehiloth, A Psalm of David.] Give ear to my words, O LORD, consider my meditation. / 2. Hearken unto the voice of my cry, my King, and my God: for unto thee will I pray.

  • Norm

    Psalm 5 is a plea to God for protection from enemies. It begins with a request for God to listen to the speaker's cry for help, and from there the speaker talks about how wicked people should be punished, and how the faithful should be protected.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so what is this chapter about? Bible Expert: The fifth Psalm is a prayer of David that is both a plea for protection and a plea for justice against those who do evil. Joe: Interesting.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: So, tell me about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible and I wanted to share a bit of it with you. In particular, I wanted to talk about Psalms 5. Alex (sighing): Oh, okay. Tell me about that.

  • Drill Sergeant

    "LISTEN UP, RECRUITS! THIS IS PSALMS 5! GOD'S LISTENIN', SO BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU SAY. THE LORD IS A MORNING GOD, NOT A NIGHT GOD, SO BE GRATEFUL FOR THE MORNING! PRAY FOR THE LORD'S PROTECTION, 'CAUSE HE'LL TAKE CARE OF YOU.

  • Batman

    Batman: The evil doers will not go unpunished, for our Lord God listens to our prayers. Robin: And He will answer them from His holy dwelling place! Catwoman: But the Lord hates those who do wicked things.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, here's the deal. Psalms 5 is about David talking to God and asking for help. He's literally asking for God to hear him and help him. See here, Jack, he's asking for protection from his enemies. He says that God won't accept wicked people, and that he'll guide the humble in the right way.

  • Donald Trump

    Psalms 5: God, Listen To My Prayer; Hear My Cry For Help. God, it's me, Donald Trump. I'm coming to you with a huge prayer. Listen up, folks, 'cause I'm in bigly trouble. Many, many people are saying that I'm surrounded by haters and losers who want to take me down.

  • Family Guy

    Lois: Alright, let's see what we got here...Psalms 5. Peter: You mean the one with all the singing and stuff? Lois: Yeah, I guess. It says, "Give ear to my words, O Lord; consider my meditation. Hearken unto the voice of my cry, my King, and my God: for unto thee will I pray".