• King James Version

    1. [To the chief Musician, A Psalm of David.] How long wilt thou forget me, O LORD? for ever? how long wilt thou hide thy face from me? {chief...: or, overseer} / 2. How long shall I take counsel in my soul, {having} sorrow in my heart daily? how long shall mine enemy be exalted over me?

  • Norm

    Hey, thanks for tuning in to Weekend Update. This week we'll be talking about Psalms 13. Here's the lowdown: David is feeling down and is asking God, "How long will you forget me?". He's asking God to look kindly upon him and to answer him.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so I'm here with a Bible Expert and we're going to talk about Psalms 13. Let's dive right in, what can you tell us about this chapter? Bible Expert: Well, Psalms 13 is a prayer of lament by King David.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, and I'd like to tell you a summary of Psalms 13. Alex Trebek: (Sighs) Alright, if you must. Contestant: Sure! In Psalms 13, the author cries out to God for help, feeling abandoned and forgotten by God.

  • Drill Sergeant

    "LISTEN UP, MAGGOTS! Psalms 13 is all about keeping your faith in God even when times are tough. The Psalmist cries out to God and asks Him why He has forgotten him. He says he is surrounded by enemies who are trying to bring him down, but he won't let them, because he knows God will come through and provide a solution.

  • Batman

    Joker: Ha ha ha! Batman, you can't stop me from taking over Gotham City! Batman: Not today, Joker. Our attention is elsewhere. Robin: We're heading to the book of Psalms, Batman! Batman: Ah, Psalms 13.

  • Joe Biden

    C'mon, man! See here, Jack, Psalms 13. Here's the deal, this chapter is all about asking God to hear you and answer your prayers. Literally, you know, it's all about trusting in God's faithfulness and not fretting about what life throws at you.

  • Donald Trump

    Psalms 13: "Bigly sad! How long, O Lord? Will you forget me forever? How long will you hide your face from me? Many such cases, Lord! How long must I take counsel in my soul and have sorrow in my heart all the day? How long shall my enemy be exalted over me?

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so this is Psalms 13. It starts off by asking God, "How long will you forget me?" and then goes on to say, "How long will you hide your face from me?" Lois: Oh yeah, I can totally relate to that.