• King James Version

    1. [To the chief Musician upon Gittith, A Psalm of David.] O LORD our Lord, how excellent {is} thy name in all the earth! who hast set thy glory above the heavens. / 2. Out of the mouth of babes and sucklings hast thou ordained strength because of thine enemies, that thou mightest still the enemy and the avenger.

  • Norm

    "Hey, what's up, folks? This is Norm MacDonald here with the Book of Psalms, and I gotta say, I'm a little confused. Chapter 8 starts out talking about how majestic God is, and how He's made even the moon and stars just for us! Um, okay.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Hey, so what do you got for us? Bible Expert: Well, this is Psalms 8. It’s a song of praise to God, written by King David. It begins by asking God how awesome and powerful He is, and how wonderful it is that He’s made humans so important in His creation.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: So, what do you do for a living? Contestant: Well, I'm an avid reader of the Bible and I'd love to talk about it! Alex: [Sighs] Alright, if you must. What about the Bible can you tell me? Contestant: Well, Psalms 8 is a great place to start.

  • Drill Sergeant

    "Listen Up, Recruits! Psalm 8 is about God's greatness and power. He is the Creator of the heavens and the earth, and He is far greater than any of us can imagine. He has set the stars in the sky, and he has given us dominion over the earth and all its creatures.

  • Batman

    Batman: Robin, did you read Psalm 8? Robin: Yes, Batman! It was written by King David. Batman: Indeed. It’s a song of praise to God for His power and majesty. It says “O Lord, our Lord, how majestic is your name in all the earth!”

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, listen up! Here's the deal: Psalms 8 is a tribute to the mighty power of God, from the pen of King David. C'mon, man! He reminds us that the Lord created the heavens and the earth and placed humans in charge of it all, saying "What is man that you are mindful of him, and the son of man that you care for him?".

  • Donald Trump

    Psalms 8 is an amazing chapter! God's name is great and His glory is above the heavens. He has made us a little lower than the angels and crowned us with glory and honor. He has given us dominion over the works of His hands, like the birds of the heavens and the fish of the sea! It's unbelievable - no matter how powerful man is, God is still higher than him.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so Psalms 8! This is a good one. So it starts off with the psalmist saying, "O Lord, our Lord, how majestic is your name in all the earth!" So, like, God must be like really cool, right?