• King James Version

    1. [A Prayer of David.] Bow down thine ear, O LORD, hear me: for I {am} poor and needy. {A Prayer...: or, A Prayer, being a Psalm of David} / 2. Preserve my soul; for I {am} holy: O thou my God, save thy servant that trusteth in thee.

  • Norm

    Hey there, Weekend Update here, and we've got a doozy for ya tonight: Psalms 86. A man cryin' out to God, beggin' for mercy and grace, and what does he get? Just more questions. "Teach me thy way, O Lord," he says, and "Unite my heart to fear thy name.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so we've got Psalms 86. Whatcha got? Bible Expert: Well, this chapter is a prayer of David to God. He is asking that God would show him mercy and listen to his prayers, in spite of the trouble he is in.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: So, what do you do for a living? Contestant: I'm actually a theologian. Alex: [sighs] Alright, what do you want to tell me about? Contestant: Well, I was going to give you a summary of the Bible chapter by chapter.

  • Drill Sergeant

    ATTENTION SOLDIERS! LISTEN UP! THIS IS PSALMS 86. GOT IT? GOOD! THIS CHAPTER IS ALL ABOUT PRAYER. THE WRITER, KING DAVID, PRAYS TO GOD, ASKING HIM TO BE MERCIFUL, GENTLE, AND KIND. DAVID PLEADS WITH GOD TO FORGIVE HIS SINS AND GIVE HIM STRENGTH IN TIMES OF TROUBLE.

  • Batman

    Batman: Robin, why don't you take a look at our latest case? Robin: What is it, Batman? Batman: Psalms 86. It's a plea to God for mercy and help. Catwoman: Hah! What a waste of time! Batman: Not so fast, Catwoman.

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, this one's a doozy! Psalm 86 begins with the psalmist crying out to God for help. He acknowledges that there is no other god like the Lord, and he pleads for God to show mercy and to hear him.

  • Donald Trump

    Psalm 86 is a terrific chapter of the Bible! It is all about prayer and praising God, and many people are saying it is one of the best chapters there is. In this Psalm, the writer is asking God to show mercy and favor to him, and to save him from the enemies who hate him.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: All right, so Psalms 86 is all about David begging God to be merciful to him and asking for help. He's like, "Be merciful to me, O Lord, for I cry to you all day long." Brian: Did he really say that?