• King James Version

    1. [To the chief Musician upon Mahalath, Maschil, {A Psalm} of David.] The fool hath said in his heart, {There is} no God. Corrupt are they, and have done abominable iniquity: {there is} none that doeth good.

  • Norm

    Good evening, I'm Norm MacDonald here with the latest summary of the Bible. This time we're in Psalms 53, and let's just say the Lord is not pleased. The psalm starts with a simple question, "Who among men fears the Lord?" The answer? Nobody.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, let's get into Psalms 53. So, what's the gist of this chapter? Bible Expert: Well, Psalms 53 is a lament by David, written in response to the foolishness of mankind. He questions why the wickedness of the world is allowed to prevail, despite God’s infinite power.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: So, tell us a little about yourself, what do you do for a living? Contestant: Well, I'm a student of the Bible, and I'd like to share a summary of Psalms 53. Alex Trebek: (Sighs) Alright, go ahead.

  • Drill Sergeant

    "Listen up, you scum! Chapter 53 of Psalms is about how stupid people are who don't believe in God. They're wicked and corrupt, and God knows it. But the Lord looks down on the earth and sees the righteous and the good.

  • Batman

    Batman: “Psalms 53 tells us of the wickedness of mankind.” Robin: “Gosh, Batman, how can anyone be so terrible?” Batman: “It is a sad truth, young Robin, but the Psalmist speaks of a people who have no God and have no understanding of right and wrong.

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, here's the deal: Psalms 53 is all about how God punishes the wicked, and how they will eventually be destroyed. My father used to say, "no malarkey! If you don't trust in God, you'll be sorry!" And I'm not joking, c'mon, man! The Psalmist talks about how the wicked are treacherous, and how they are stupid, because they deny the existence of God.

  • Donald Trump

    "Psalms 53 is a sad story, folks. It's about how many people have gone astray, and how they've gone against God. It's unbelievable, really. There are many such cases, and it's amazing to me that so many people have chosen to go this way.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so this is Psalms chapter 53. It starts off by saying, 'The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.' Lois: Wow, that's kind of harsh. Peter: Yeah, but turns out God is real, and the people who deny it are just fooling themselves.