• King James Version

    1. The word of the LORD that came to Joel the son of Pethuel. / 2. Hear this, ye old men, and give ear, all ye inhabitants of the land. Hath this been in your days, or even in the days of your fathers?

  • Norm

    Alright, so in Joel 1, we got ourselves a plague of locusts. And it's the worst plague in, like, forever. No food, no crops, no animals in sight. It's a real bummer. But God's not done yet, he's gonna send some other plague after this one.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so today we have with us a Bible expert to give us a summary of Joel 1! Welcome to the show, what can you tell us about Joel 1? Bible Expert: Sure. In Joel 1, God speaks through the prophet Joel and issues a warning about an invasion of locusts coming to the land of Judah.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: Alright, what do you do for a living, contestant? Contestant: I am a Bible scholar, Mr. Trebek. Alex Trebek: Great! So, uh, what have you been studying lately? Contestant: Well, I've been reading the Book of Joel.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up, maggots! This is Joel 1. It's about a plague of locusts that hit the land. God says that the land will be ruined because the people have sinned. He tells them to cry out to him in repentance and he'll forgive them.

  • Batman

    Batman: Robin, something is amiss in the holy book of Joel. Robin: What is it, Batman? Riddler: Ha! I know! It's the first chapter of the book of Joel! Batman: Right you are, Riddler. The Lord has issued a call to lamentation and mourning in the land.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, I'm not gonna lie to you: Joel 1 is a doozy. It starts off with a bang, literally. Joel tells us that an invasion of locusts has come upon the land and destroyed everything that was once green and fruitful.

  • Donald Trump

    Joel 1: It's an amazing chapter, so let me tell you. We have a bigly problem, folks. The locusts have come in great numbers, and they have not left a single field untouched. Many people are saying it's unbelievable how much damage they've done.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so, uh, this is Joel 1. Lois: So what's it about? Peter: Well, according to the Bible, it's about a locust plague that destroys the land of Judah. Stewie: That sounds like something out of a horror movie!