Peter: Alright, so, uh, this is Joel 1.

Lois: So what's it about?

Peter: Well, according to the Bible, it's about a locust plague that destroys the land of Judah.

Stewie: That sounds like something out of a horror movie!

Cleveland: Yeah, it's pretty intense. But it's not just the locusts. There's also a drought, a famine, and a great darkness.

Lois: My goodness, that sounds awful.

Peter: Yeah, it's a real bummer. So the prophet Joel is warning the people of Judah to repent of their sins or else they'll suffer the consequences.

Brian: That's pretty harsh.

Peter: Yeah, but it's a good reminder to all of us to stay on the straight and narrow.

Stewie: Or else suffer the wrath of the angry locusts! Like the ones from that movie, Mothra vs. The Locusts!

Lois: Alright, that's enough. Let's keep it focused on the Bible, not pop culture references.