Peter: Alright, so let's see what we got here. 1 Timothy 1. Lois: Oh, this is gonna be a good one, I can tell. Stewie: I hope it involves a giant robot and explosions, explosions would be nice. Brian: Stewie, this is the Bible, there won't be any giant robots. →

Peter: Alright, so we're talking about 1 Timothy 2. Lois: Right. So, it starts off with Paul instructing Timothy to pray for everyone, even those in high positions of authority. Brian: Like the president, of course. →

Peter: Alright, so 1 Timothy 3. That's like the one where they talk about how they should be good church leaders, right? Lois: Yes, that's right, Peter. So, it starts off by saying that if someone wants to be a church leader, they must be of good character, be faithful in marriage, and be able to manage their own household well. →

Peter: Alright, so Chapter 4 of 1 Timothy. Stewie: What is it about? Peter: Well, it starts off with Paul saying that the Spirit clearly says that in later times some will abandon the faith and follow deceiving spirits and things taught by demons. →

Peter: Alright, let's get this party started. 1 Timothy 5. Lois: *Rolls eyes* What does it say, Peter? Peter: Well, it says that younger widows should stay unmarried, but older ones can remarry. Stewie: Hey, like that show The Golden Girls! Peter: Right, but it also says that if a widow has children or grandchildren, they should take care of her, and if not, then the church should take care of her. →

Peter: Alright, here we go. So 1 Timothy 6 starts off talking about servants and masters. Lois: Stewie, don't you have servants? Stewie: No, I prefer to do all my own landscaping. Brian: Okay, so the chapter also says that we should be content with what we have and not let greed take over. →