Peter: Alright, so Daniel Chapter 1. This is the one with all the Babylonian stuff, right? Brian: Right. So basically, King Nebuchadnezzar of Babylon conquered Judah and took some of the best young men from the royal family to be trained for service in his court. →

Peter: Alright, so in Daniel 2, King Nebuchadnezzar had this really weird dream that he couldn't understand, and none of his wise men could interpret it! Brian: Wow, that's a real mystery. Stewie: "The mystery of the missing dream! It's a real head-scratcher!" →

Lois: Alright, so what's the story in Daniel 3? Peter: Uh, it's a classic story of three guys who refuse to bow down to a golden idol and get thrown into a fiery furnace. Stewie: Sounds like a movie I saw once. →

Peter: Alright, so this bible chapter is all about King Nebuchadnezzar, who was like, the king of Babylon. Lois: Uh oh! Sounds like we're getting into some deep stuff. Peter: He has a dream that he doesn't understand and calls his magicians and astrologers, but they can't interpret it. →

Lois: Alright, so what's the deal with Daniel 5? Peter: Well, it's a pretty wild story. Basically, King Belshazzar throws a huge party and starts drinking out of the holy vessels that were taken from the temple in Jerusalem. →

Peter: Alright, so the chapter starts off with this Darius guy and he's like, "Hey I'm makin' me a new kingdom, and I'm gonna appoint 120 princes to help me run this joint". Lois: Then he goes ahead and appoints three presidents, one of which is Daniel, and he gives him more authority than the other two. →

Peter: Alright, so this Daniel 7 is about a dream Daniel has. He's got a vision of four beasts, which represent four kings. Then, there's a Son of Man who comes to judge, ya know, like Judge Judy? Lois: Oh, I love Judge Judy! →

Peter: Alright, so this chapter is about Daniel having this weird dream about a ram with two horns and a goat with one horn. Lois: Ooh, like the ones from Lord of the Rings? Brian: Yeah, except the goat is the main character. →

Peter: Alright, so this is Daniel 9, right? Lois: Yeah. So, Daniel is praying to God and confessing the sins of his people, the Israelites, and asks God to forgive them. Stewie: Yeah, and then God sends an angel, Gabriel, to tell him that his prayer is heard and that the Israelites will be delivered. →

Lois: "Hey, Chris, you know what chapter of the Bible we're up to now? Chris: "Uh, I think it's Daniel 10." Stewie: "Oh, a Daniel 10? That sounds like a fancy brand of sneakers or something." Lois: "No, it's actually the tenth chapter of the book of Daniel. →

Peter: Alright, this is Daniel 11. So the King of the North and the King of the South are fighting it out, Lois: Oh boy, sounds like a classic WWE match up! Peter: Yeah, but it's not that kind of fight. →

Lois: Alright, let's see here...Daniel 12. Peter: Oh yeah, I love this chapter! It's about Daniel's vision of the end times, right? Brian: That's right, Peter. In this chapter, an angel appears to Daniel and tells him that the end of days is coming soon. →