Peter: "Ok, so 1 Kings 1 is about this old king, David, who is about to die and his son Adonijah is trying to take the throne. But then David's wife Bathsheba and her son Solomon come in with the support of the priest Zadok, the prophet Nathan, and the military commander Benaiah. →

Peter: Alright, so 1 Kings 2. Let's see here. So after King David dies, his son Solomon takes the throne, and God tells him to do what is just and right. Lois: Wait, you mean like the singer? Peter: No, not Seal. →

Peter: Alright, so 1 Kings 3. That's when King Solomon asked for wisdom. Lois: You mean like wisdom to make good decisions? Peter: Yeah, that's exactly it. So, God was so impressed with Solomon's request that he gave him riches, honor and . →

Peter: Alright, so we got 1 Kings 4; let's get into it! Lois: Oh, boy. Cleveland: So, what's it about? Peter: It's all about King Solomon, who's like the king of the Bible. He was really wise, so he divided the kingdom into twelve districts, and appointed officers over them. →

Peter: Alright, so 1 Kings 5. Lois: Yeah, what's it about? Peter: Well, it's about King Solomon's plan to build a temple for the Lord. He makes a deal with King Hiram of Tyre to provide cedar and fir timber for the temple. →

Peter: Alright, so this is 1 Kings 6. So, uh, it's all about how Solomon builds God's temple. Lois: What, like out of Legos? Peter: No, Lois! It's a temple made of stone. In the chapter, it goes into a lot of detail about the measurements and materials used. →

Peter Griffin: Alright, let's see what's up with 1 Kings 7. Well, it starts off with King Solomon building his palace, which took 13 years. He made the Hall of Pillars, the Porch of Judgment, and the Throne Room, which was all made of wood covered in gold and precious stones. →

Peter: Alright, so 1 Kings 8 is all about the dedication of the temple built by King Solomon. It starts with the Ark of the Covenant being brought into the temple. Lois: Oh wow! That must've been quite a sight! →

Peter: Alright, so in 1 Kings 9, it starts off with God appearing to Solomon and telling him he will be blessed if he follows the rules. Then, God makes a covenant with Solomon, saying Solomon will have a dynasty if he follows the commands. →

Peter: Hey Lois, have you heard about Chapter 10 of 1 Kings? Lois: What about it? Peter: Well, it's all about how the Queen of Sheba came to visit King Solomon, and she was so impressed by his wisdom that she gave him a lot of presents. →

Peter: Alright, so in 1 Kings 11, King Solomon is super successful and starts to take all sorts of foreign wives. Lois: Oh, Peter, don't you know foreign wives always lead to trouble? Peter: Of course I do, Lois. →

Peter: Alright, 1 Kings 12! So, Jeroboam was the son of Nebat and he led a rebellion against Rehoboam, who was the son of Solomon. Rehoboam was gonna be really tough on the people, so they asked Jeroboam to be their king instead. →

Peter: So what happened in 1 Kings 13? Stewie: Oh, it was wild, dude. A man of God from Judah was sent to Bethel to prophecy against the altar that Jeroboam had set up. Brian: Wait, who's Jeroboam? →

Peter: Okay, so 1 Kings 14. Let's see here... it's saying that Jeroboam's son gets sick and Jeroboam sends his wife to Ahijah the prophet. Lois: Ahijah? Like, the crazy old guy from The Princess Bride? →

Peter: Alright, so 1 Kings 15. This is a doozy. It's all about King Abijam and his son Asa. Apparently, Abijam was not a good king, unlike his dad King David, but Asa was a righteous king who removed all the idols from Judah. →

Peter Griffin: Ok fellas, let's dive into 1 Kings 16! So in this chapter, Ahab, the king of Israel, was doing some shady stuff. He married a Sidonian princess, Jezebel, and started worshipping her false gods. →

Peter: Alright, Family Guy fans, it's time for a summary of 1 Kings 17! So, this chapter starts off with God telling Elijah to go to a brook called Cherith and stay there. He said the ravens would provide Elijah with food and drink. →

Peter: Alright, so 1 Kings 18 starts off with Elijah going to King Ahab to tell him it's gonna rain, but Ahab's like "Ugh, that's so lame". Lois: But then Elijah says, "No, actually it's gonna rain, and I'm gonna prove it to you". →

Peter: Alright, so 1 Kings 19. So, like, there's this dude, Elijah, and he's all depressed and stuff, and he's like, "God, like, why don't you just take my life?" and God's like, "Nah, dude, chill." Then there's this big wind, and an earthquake, and a fire and all that stuff, but God's not in any of those, he's in the sound of a gentle whisper. →

Peter: Alright, so 1 Kings 20 starts off with the King of Syria attacking Israel and sending a challenge to King Ahab. Lois: Yeah, so the man from Syria said he was gonna send a hundred thousand foot soldiers and two thousand chariots to fight Ahab - talk about a mismatch! →

Peter: Alright, this chapter of the Bible starts off with King Ahab wanting to purchase a vineyard owned by a fellow named Naboth. Brian: That sounds like a place I'd like to buy some wine! Lois: Brian, this is serious. →

<br><br> Peter: Alright, so this chapter starts off with King Ahab of Israel and King Jehoshaphat of Judah. Lois: Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that the same name as that Jehoshaphat in High School Musical? →