Peter: Alright, this chapter of the Bible starts off with King Ahab wanting to purchase a vineyard owned by a fellow named Naboth.
Brian: That sounds like a place I'd like to buy some wine!
Lois: Brian, this is serious.
Peter: Yeah, so Ahab offers Naboth money, but he refuses to sell.
Brian: That's a bummer.
Peter: Then Queen Jezebel devises a plan to falsely accuse Naboth and have him executed, so Ahab can take the vineyard.
Lois: That's terrible.
Brian: Yeah, I'd be pretty mad if someone falsely accused me of something.
Peter: So God sends his prophet Elijah to confront Ahab and tell him that he will suffer the consequences of his actions.
Lois: Oh no.
Brian: Wow, that's like an episode of Law and Order.
Peter: Yeah, so Ahab repents and God decides to spare him, but his family will suffer the consequences for his actions.
Lois: That's so sad.
Brian: Yeah, it's like something out of a Shakespearean tragedy.