• Chapter 1

    Lois: "Oh, boy. Here we go. Lamentations 1. This one's gonna be a doozy!" Peter: "Is it like the TV show Lamentations of the Heart? I loved that show!" Lois: "No, Peter. It's about the fall of Jerusalem and how the people are mourning and lamenting their losses.

  • Chapter 2

    Peter: Alright, so this Bible chapter's called Lamentations 2. It's about God being angry at the people of Jerusalem because they've turned their backs on him and he's punishing them. Brian: Man, that sounds rough.

  • Chapter 3

    Peter: Alright, so this is Lamentations 3... Let's see, it's about, uh, the prophet Jeremiah mourning over the destruction of Jerusalem. Lois: Oh, that's sad. Brian: But don't worry, he's still got plenty of time to find some real estate in the greater Los Angeles area.

  • Chapter 4

    Peter (as narrator): Well, in Lamentations 4, we see the people of Jerusalem in deep distress, lamenting their fate at the hands of their enemies. Lois: Speaking of enemies, remember that time I had to battle the giant chicken?

  • Chapter 5

    Peter: Alright, so what's the 411 on Lamentations 5? Lois: Well, it's a chapter about how the people of Judah are lamenting their exile from their homeland. They say that the Lord has humbled them, and they feel like they have suffered at his hand.