Peter: Alright, so this Bible chapter's called Lamentations 2. It's about God being angry at the people of Jerusalem because they've turned their backs on him and he's punishing them.

Brian: Man, that sounds rough.

Lois: Yeah, God's really mad. He's like, "How dare you do this to me after all I've done for you!" He's smitten their wall and gates, broken down their strongholds, and taken away their joy and gladness.

Stewie: Talk about getting dumped! (Stewie does a sad dance).

Peter: Yeah, God is really mad. He's like "You thought you were safe behind those walls? Think again! I'm gonna smash 'em down!"

Chris: Wait, so God just destroyed their walls? That's like something out of a Marvel movie!

Lois: Yeah, exactly - except this time God is the hero.