Peter (as narrator): Well, in Lamentations 4, we see the people of Jerusalem in deep distress, lamenting their fate at the hands of their enemies.

Lois: Speaking of enemies, remember that time I had to battle the giant chicken?

Peter: Uh, sure Lois. Anyways, the people of Jerusalem are described as being like the gold of Ophir and the sun, which has grown dim.

Stewie: Sun, shmun. What about the moon? I heard that if you look at it the wrong way, it can turn you into a werewolf!

Brian: Stewie, I don't think that's how that works.

Peter: Anyway, the people lament that their punishment is greater than they can bear and that their enemies have triumphed. They cry out to God, wondering why He has abandoned them in their time of need.

Lois: Oh, that's so sad. But remember that time we all went to the amusement park and I got stuck on that ride? That was pretty funny.

Peter: Uh, yeah, sure. Anyways, the people of Jerusalem describe their enemies as being like crows, and they lament that they are so weakened they can no longer withstand their enemies.

Stewie: Crows? Isn't that the bird from that classic movie, The Crow? Man, that was a great movie.

Brian: I don't think that's what he's talking about, Stewie.

Peter: Yeah, I don't think so either. Anyways, the people of Jerusalem are described as being like the dead, lying in the streets unburied. It's a sad and tragic scene.

Lois: Yeah, it sure is. But remember that time we all went to the circus and Peter got scared of the lion?

Peter: Yeah, yeah, I remember. Anyways, the people of Jerusalem are so desperate that they even resort to cannibalism, eating their own children because of the famine. It's a heartbreaking scene.

Stewie: Well, if you ask me, it's no worse than the time I had to watch the new Spider-Man movie. That was a real tragedy.