Peter: Alright everyone, let's get started on our summary of 1 Corinthians 1. Lois: Wait, what book of the Bible is that from? Peter: It's from the New Testament. Lois: Ah, got it. Cleveland: So, what's it about? →

Peter: Alright, 1 Corinthians Chapter 2. Here we go. So, in this chapter, Paul is talking to the Corinthians about how he didn't come to them with flashy words or wisdom when he was preaching to them, but rather he just relied on the power of the Holy Spirit. →

Peter: Alright, so in 1 Corinthians 3 we got a lot of talk about how Paul warned the church of Corinth about divisions among them, and said that all of them were still God's people. Lois: Oh, you mean like when Stewie and I had a fight over who got the last piece of pie? →

Peter: Alright, let's talk about 1 Corinthians 4. Paul: Yeah, so basically, the chapter starts with Paul saying that he's supposed to be a steward of the mysteries of God. Peter: Like, like a stewardess on a plane? →

Peter: Alright, so in 1 Corinthians 5, we got some real interesting stuff going on. Lois: Like what? Peter: Well, Paul is telling the Corinthians that they need to kick out a guy who's been sleeping with his father's wife. →

Peter: Alright, so this is 1 Corinthians 6. We got the Church of Corinth in the house, and they're asking 'em if they should be going to court to settle their disputes. Lois: Well, that doesn't sound very Christian, does it? →

[Peter] Alright, here's the lowdown on 1 Corinthians 7: Lois, it starts off with some advice on not getting divorced. Paul says that married people should stay together and not break up, 'cause it's better to just stick it out. →

Peter: Alright, so 1 Corinthians 8. Basically, it talks about food sacrificed to idols. Basically, if you're a Christian, you should avoid these things. Lois: So like, if I'm eating a Big Mac, I gotta make sure it wasn't sacrificed to an idol? →

Peter: Alright, now we're gonna talk about 1 Corinthians 9. This one's about Paul defending his rights as an apostle. Lois: Oh, like when Indiana Jones was defending his right to keep the golden idol? →

Peter: Okay, so 1 Corinthians 10. This is about how we can learn from the mistakes of the Israelites and how God will provide for us if we trust in Him. Lois: Oh, right. Like when they were wandering around in the desert for 40 years? →

Peter: Alright, so in 1 Corinthians 11, it's all about the importance of women covering their head when praying or prophesying. Lois: Yeah, and it goes on to say that men should have their heads uncovered and that it is shameful for a man to have long hair. →

Peter: Alright, here we go, 1 Corinthians 12! Brian: Woohoo! What's happening this time? Peter: Well, it starts off by talking about spiritual gifts - everyone has different gifts and we should use them to serve each other. →

Peter: Alright, so in Chapter 13 of 1 Corinthians, it says that LOVE is the most important thing. Brian: Yeah, it says love is patient and kind, not jealous or boastful, it's not arrogant or rude, and it keeps no record of wrongs. →

Peter: Alright, 1 Corinthians 14. So, it starts off talking about how the gifts of prophecy and speaking in tongues are cool, but they're better when they're accompanied by interpretation. Lois: But interpretation is the key! Without it the whole thing is just a bunch of random babbling like those parrots at the pet store. →

Peter: Alright, so 1 Corinthians 15 starts off talking about the resurrection of Jesus and how it's the most important thing ever. Lois: Like, more important than a Big Mac with extra pickles? Peter: Yes, Lois, more important than a Big Mac with extra pickles. →

Peter: Alright, so 1 Corinthians 16...Let's see here. Uh, Paul's like "Be on guard, stand firm in your faith, be courageous and strong, and do everything in love". Brian: That's great advice, Peter. Peter: Yeah, and he also said to make sure the money for the believers in Jerusalem is collected and ready when he arrives. →