Peter: Alright, so this is 1 Corinthians 6. We got the Church of Corinth in the house, and they're asking 'em if they should be going to court to settle their disputes.
Lois: Well, that doesn't sound very Christian, does it?
Peter: Not really, Lois. Paul is like, “Nah, don't do it! You don't even need to go to court, 'cause you got the power of Christ within you.”
Brian: Yeah, and then Paul gets a little preachy and tells them that they're better off settling their conflicts within the church.
Stewie: Oh, and then Paul drops the mic and breaks into a rap about how the church should be “righteous and holy”.
Peter: Right. And then he hits them with a classic Dad joke about how they should be taking their disputes to the “judge Judy” of the church.
Lois: Well that's not very nice, Peter.
Peter: No, it's not. But then Paul gets serious and says that they should be doing what's right and not being deceived by the devil.
Brian: And then he drops another classic line about how they should “flee sexual immorality”.
Stewie: Yeah, 'cause apparently that was a big problem in Corinth.
Peter: Right. So, the gist of it is that Paul is telling them to be more righteous, settle their disputes within the church, and flee from sexual immorality.
Lois: That seems like good advice.
Peter: You bet it is, Lois. I guess that's why the Bible is still around after all these years.