Peter: Alright, so in 1 Corinthians 5, we got some real interesting stuff going on.

Lois: Like what?

Peter: Well, Paul is telling the Corinthians that they need to kick out a guy who's been sleeping with his father's wife.

Brian: Wow, that's pretty harsh.

Peter: Yeah, but Paul's all like, "That's what happens when you don't follow the rules. Now, if you want to be a part of the Church, you gotta get rid of this guy!"

Meg: Wow, so Paul was like a real hard-ass.

Lois: Well, think about it, Meg. Paul was trying to keep the Church pure and holy.

Chris: Yeah, like a walking, talking 'High School Musical'!

Peter: Oh, and then Paul talks about how the Corinthians shouldn't be associating with people who don't follow God's laws, or as he puts it, "Don't even eat with such people!"

Brian: That's pretty intense.

Lois: Yeah, but it's all part of Paul's plan to keep the Church pure and holy.

Peter: Yeah, and besides, you don't want to be hanging out with those heathens, right? That's like, 'Lord of the Rings' bad!